Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 18

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10 . You haven't got the range my dear.

9 . You need years of intense training, plus several thousand pounds, I'm halfway there.

8 . Really wanna see High School Musical 2, lets go today, lets go mad.

7 . That's nasty, very personal and impossible to deny.

6 . What's that rattling?

5 . They've been hearing a weird noise over at South Marston, 5 to 1 it's the Children Of The Corn.

4 . No doubt in my mind, she's a tart.

3 . I nearly fell asleep, he was that exciting.

2 . Nobody ever wins on premium bonds, it's like phoning into Richard & Judy, you regret it a few minutes later and someone else has got your money.

And the top ten phrase overheard on Swindon's Buses and voted for by the women of the Gorse Hill Cake Baking & Recreational Part Time Nuclear Decomissioning Club (donations of money, cruise missiles and baking soda always welcome) is...

1 . It wasn't until I heard the garage door make a louder crashing sound than normal when I realised his head had got in the way, he didn't make a sound though.

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