Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 42

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10. Northern Rock was brought down by that Robert Peston from the BBC, he broke the story and all those idiots started taking out their money.

9. As Toyah Wilcox says, its a mystery.

8. Buy, buy, buy!

7. More than likely, probably.

6. He started squinting. No, I said squinting.

5. The midnight hour is close at hand.

4. Hurrah to the Fleetliners.

3. Whenever they did run a double-decker, everyone forgets about the upper deck and ends up squeezed on the lower deck, fools.

2. Get greased up, eat some mackerel and the omega three will get you going.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. What’s a boss? It’s someone who sits doing nothing behind a desk all day, and claims they’re why the company’s a success.

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