Sunday, March 02, 2008

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 44

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Just how far away is Japan, bit further than France?

9. Cover it with mixed spices, you won't be disappointed, unless you sneeze.

8. Martin looks like my Gran.

7. It sounded like mock concern to me.

6. There's not a huge demand for roasted peppers at 1.30 in the morning.

5. She fell over and no-one else tried to help.

4. There's no bad time for a pork pie.

3. The sun never sets on his business empire of garden centres and attached cafes.

2. Plug sockets and forks have an irresistible pull.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We had lock away the sweet tin, she says she's on a diet, but, it's an open secret she's strayed.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Get on the bus and get listening!

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