Good God, Is Nothing Sacred?

People are parking in a church carpark while they nip to shops nearby, shocking, just shocking.

What Reverend Burles hasn't grasped is the chance to get these people in his church. Why not put leaflets on driver's windscreens, inviting them in.

Swindon Centric Says ; If he doesn't fancy that, how about getting people to buy tickets, like in a Borough Council carpark. He could put issuing machines in the carpark, that dispense tickets and holy proverbs.

They could be called Pray And Display machines. We couldn't resist.

PS - Or maybe he should just invest in a Sherman tank!