Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 48

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10. That's only two grams of fat.

9. Only twenty-five miles to go now.

8. I've got to walk on.

7. Just because McDonalds has got green seats, doesn't mean it's food is any healthier than a tin of lead paint.

6. Too late, he's already put a deposit down on it.

5. Thank god she's resigned, now I can breath out.

4. He advised me to get my head examined, I advised him to shove his up his arse.

3. I'll be so glad, bet I'm the only one.

2. When he said she was only 14 I nearly fainted.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Word is there's a secret tunnel that links all the Council offices in town, that's why you don't see any councillors on the streets anymore.

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