Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 49

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10. Moaning old git.

9. Several things rankled my chain and that was only one.

8. We had nothing in common.

7. She wore flat shoes, nobody mentioned that he had heels on.

6. If she asks where the rest of the shopping is, say we sent it via Terminal 5.

5. Light after seven o'clock, something's not right.

4. Where did I put my trousers?

3. At 8 to 1, was in for a tenner, ninety pounds winging it's way.

2. It might snow, then again, they seem to say that every week.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I received several things in the post, your letter bomb wasn't one of them.

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