Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 57

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10. People are wicked.

9. Tell them to walk the lazy sods.

8. If someone's seen a big cat in Liden, then I want to hear about it.

7. Why are button mushrooms not just called 'small'?

6. He's become a bizzare middle aged man at 25.

5. God knows what the reaction would be if they banned drinking on our buses.

4. He is not fat, at least not when I know he's in earshot.

3. Perhaps she'll go to sleep and come back refreshed for 2012.

2. It's all organic, they're allowed to roam and have a pension.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They're doing concreting, what a full life they lead.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.