Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 59

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10. Just when Gordon Brown thinks things can't get any worse, President Bush arrives.

9. This is a friendly warning, be aware.

8. Is there a Race For Life for men?

7. I've sent a card, hope it'll get there in time.

6. You've got no credit and you've got no cash.

5. Humid like a swamp.

4. He ate all of them, well bully for her.

3. They send a backup just in case the one they're on breaks down.

2. Pounded away at the knocker for a while, the bell was on the blink.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There were brightly coloured figures on stilts with funny haircuts, summer is here.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.