Sunday, June 08, 2008

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 58

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I think reality finally caught up with him.

9. It took nearly half an hour to find his trousers, we had to put the meeting back.

8. They will be barbecuing this weekend, it's as certain as the sun coming up.

7. Sherbet Lemons are far more satisfying than many think.

6. 18 million cracks, that was a nice phrase.

5. He sold his balls for £25 each, rather overpriced if you ask me.

4. Looks like it might have been a pasty.

3. This foot is sore, but it's nothing like it was.

2. That nutty woman was drunk I think, if she wasn't then she should have been.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just stick your hand out at ninety degrees and give it a wiggle, that'll fix it.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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