Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 145

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10. It's dressed up like a real policy of inclusion.

9. His best friend, Mr Profit.

8. Double-dipping is never something that would be advised.

7. Our changes this month are pants and a new brand of tea.

6. They are not doing something, they're talking about doing something.

5. We need to prevent the pushback, all day.

4. This is the best fried chicken I've eaten all day.

3. You have to remember, no-one cares about her opinion.

2. There'll be a spike in interest once the details are released.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Here come the elderly!

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.