Monday, April 26, 2010

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 148


Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It was cold, calculating and absolutely delicious.

9. Don't take him again, it'll all just be repeated.

8. There are cuts, cuts and cuts galore.

7. What do we call them now, older people?

6. Try using the handbrake for a change!

5. Before eight o'clock you turn left, then after you go straight on, don't ask me what happens on Sundays though.

4. Clear, light winds, with a small chance of some excitement when I get home.

3. He looks, dresses and acts like everyone else, he's the equivalent of relationship wallpaper.

2. Very manly, very manly, you big girl.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He was leering into your face trying to obtain your vote by breathing deeply, I feel soulless.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.