Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 147

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10. It's floating right across the road.

9. It's called 'Live ad Laughing' and has a fat chinese man on the front of it.

8. It will bring us victory.

7. Do you see that, it's out of place.

6. Something we couldn't have predicted, it came out of the clear blue sky.

5. Her name is Katie, the woman from accounts told me on the lift.

4. First a short skirt, then she wears a nightie for the whole episode, a bikini next week?

3. There's several, they smell and are incredibly expensive.

2. Only five people on the bus and none of them paid.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I agree with Nick on that one.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.