Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Last Week ; 179

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10. Trickle-down doesn't work.

9. Horizontal and vertical strips, do you have the number for the fashion police?

8. You've sold yourself to your work.

7. He stands around, cheers occasionally, and comes home with a cold.

6. They're so upset, they're practically throwing chairs against the wall.

5. She's shaking hands with all the people who'd rather have the job.

4. It's still likely that he'll act like an idiot and make you stand up.

3. How do I sweeten the offer without pushing Sarah into a diabetic coma?

2. The deal stands, you owe me a tenner.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'd rather you didn't kiss me, but go on!

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.