Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 282

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10. It's what the corporate world has come to expect of us, which is sad.

9. You'd expect someone to say, but I just walked out with it.

8. Are we starting with the introduction first?

7. Put everything in that one bag, then I can keep this clear for the soft things.

6. You don't need change on those.

5. It doesn't run anymore, it's not gone for years now.

4. 'Ello Elsie, how's you going since your husband passed?

3. He started going on about how amazing the bay was, I had to pretend to be interested.

2. Ever since they replaced it with lights, it's always blocked, bring back the roundabout!

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The sad thing is, the clock stopped chiming, then working and hardly anyone noticed.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.