Sunday, September 27, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 284

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. We thought we'd get done for assault.

9. The number 20, no-one uses it, if someone wants to pay for it fine.

8. I didn't know they could physically do that.

7. I always made sure you had enough at Christmas, most of the time.

6. There's nothing in it, I know he took it on Thursday.

5. My JSA's not come through yet, so do you want them or not?

4. She'd done so many selfies, it's a wonder that Nationwide have got any work out of her.

3. They might get suspicious, which is the last thing anyone wants.

2. I reckon garlic bread should be freely distributed en masse.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. And you absolutely cannot eat anything after 8 o'clock, otherwise you might as well just give up all hope right now.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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