Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 284

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10. We thought we'd get done for assault.

9. The number 20, no-one uses it, if someone wants to pay for it fine.

8. I didn't know they could physically do that.

7. I always made sure you had enough at Christmas, most of the time.

6. There's nothing in it, I know he took it on Thursday.

5. My JSA's not come through yet, so do you want them or not?

4. She'd done so many selfies, it's a wonder that Nationwide have got any work out of her.

3. They might get suspicious, which is the last thing anyone wants.

2. I reckon garlic bread should be freely distributed en masse.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. And you absolutely cannot eat anything after 8 o'clock, otherwise you might as well just give up all hope right now.

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