Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 429

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10. It's such a hot thing to do.

9. We go back years, as far as the black and white days.

8. It was a very dry letter I received.

7. They set fire to it, which made it better.

6. That addiction is really becoming a problem.

5. The town is so dry it could burn at any moment.

4. You compete with the best for being wrong.

3. Tense your muscles and you'll look hot.

2. Penhill's finest, never a day sick in 20 years.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Okay, where are the buckets, where are the buckets.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.