Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 438

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. If I go wrong here I've got to go right round by the opposite side junction which scares me.

9. He brought along sausage rolls and ham sandwiches they were posh.

8. Subway is not somewhere anyone would take a baby.

7. My average evening involves tears and plenty of passive aggressive comments going back and forth.

6. Real life doesn't include what you seem to think it does.

5. For many years it use to be acceptable to drink at lunchtime, now it's acceptable to drink lots at home in the evening.

4. I saw that twinkle in the eye and just kept on talking trying to ignore it.

3. Those shoes are going to be too small and will end up pinching every time you try and dance like that.

2. It was ready ten minutes ago and I'm going to miss the crackling.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They bought us all new ties, it's the best new thing in my wardrobe since popper trousers.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 437

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. So, eggs?

9. It sounded like a comedy trumpet.

8. I saw them, they saw me and they walked straight on by.

7. It's deeply troubling when you see how much work he put into it.

6. There will be something serious, but they owe it to tell the truth.

5. No, I'm not 14, so no, I'm not going to the fair.

4. Predictions include me dying my hair silver.

3. You question me all you want, you will get nothing.

2. It was such a big disagreement I had to keep quiet from roaring across the table.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I am the resistance in our street.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 436

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. No, I was in a proper play.

9. This is the enhanced version of myself.

8. I was overwhelmed with your response to me.

7. That did happen, without a word of a lie.

6. This seat is the worst on the whole bus.

5. They diverted it last week and I had to walk every single day back up the road.

4. If he reverses here we'll go through that wall.

3. You can't film my reaction because I won't react.

2. The pies almost look nicer than they taste.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm in the legends status since I started to go grey.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

The League of Innocent Gentleman

The most newsworthy part of this Adver story is that Councillor Nick Burns-Howell does not know what a 'gentleman's club' is.

Swindon Conservatives should do a whip-round and buy Councillor Nick a voucher for Christmas.

Anyone for a Cheeky Justin?

Justin Tomlinson got a tour of the new Nandos at the Orbital.

Plenty of quotes about the economic and leisure benefits for residents of the area, but precious little (make that zero) on the nutritional value of a cheeky Nandos. Especially in comparison to other fast-food choices.

Did he go for a good runabout afterwards?

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 435

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It's easy street, absolutely easy street.

9. You're not sure, but you're going with the wrong answer anyway.

8. Without that shirt it could look a bit nice.

7. A prawn sandwich can go soggy quicker than you think.

6. It went to sudden death and the entire form lost and it went to the ones in blue.

5. Let's just remember the reason we went, which was for all the free stuff.

4. I've got a couple more points to make, but I'll save it for the next bus journey.

3. There's parts of my body I don't like, like this one.

2. You don't need big sleeves to do that really when you think about it at a basic level.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We came here for one thing and one thing only, knives.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Noddy Promotion in Toyland

Swindoncentric nearly spat out it's coffee on hearing that Councillor Dale Heenan is now cabinet member for the town centre and regeneration.

Councillor Foley's move is slightly less interesting, apart from her quitting two positions before.

Maybe Dale can do a jumble sale to raise money for regenerating the town centre, a few quid will get Kimmerfields built, I'm sure.

I mean, look at the Sim City that is Liden after his the golden touch!

Lets hope he can spell the name of the town.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 434

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. This is what I'm going to be like into the future though.

9. Biscuits are all she really cares about now.

8. Oh, how gorgeous.

7. I thought I was going to be late after all that.

6. Put the barriers up and we'll all have to go the long way round.

5. It was a little awkward, but I'm use to that by now.

4. Places I grew up in weren't anything like this at all.

3. There are more sandwiches than you can ever imagine.

2. Draw a line under all of that, pull up your socks and move the hell on.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I went to visit him and was thoroughly unimpressed by everything.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.