Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 46

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10. There's a storm system coming.

9. Those beans need grinding, have you got a grinder?

8. I've got to keep applying lotion, otherwise it just flakes off.

7. Feed me Seymour!

6. People keep talking about trans fats as if they really know what they are.

5. Easter eggs are far too cheap, Christians should be made to pay.

4. Get your hand off there.

3. Dick Cheney gets a bad press and rightly so.

2. I saw her on here the other day, wearing far less than she is now.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Yes we can.

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 17

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10 . Oh my god that's so cool, it's got steps.

9 . I really want to see Hairspray.

8 . Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does.

7 . Those people who moan about the recycling shouldn't get anything collected at all and be left to fend for themselves.

6 . Can you say that in your real voice?

5 . No, it's really absorbent.

4 . He's going to Newquay to try surfing, he'll end up legless and he doesn't drink!

3 . That woman in charge of the foot and mouth outbreak is called Debby Reynolds. When she appears on the news I keep whistling the Singin' In The Rain tune.

2 . Its a charter flight, so we're meant to leave at 5am, so it'll probably be noon before we takeoff.

And the top ten overheard phrase on Swindon's buses last week is...

1 . I ate that half of mars bar, even though it was fluffy, I was so hungry I didn't care anymore.

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Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 7

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1 . You can't beat good cheese and that's a fact.

2. She's my daughter.

3. He said I could have it all, yeah and who is it who opens the credit card statements every month?

4. I had no idea there used to be a power station at Moredon.

5. Gordon Brown looks more and more like my Geography teacher.

6. It'd be a laugh if someone demolished the Mechanics at night with a bulldozer, then what would English Heritage do, slap a preservation order on the pile of bricks?

7. Have you seen how mad some people get on the Adver comment pages on the website?

8. There were loads of independent candidates in the election. Shows democracy is alive and nutty in Swindon.

9. She's keen on having a baby, but he wants to build an extension.

10. It had rained so much the steam was coming off all the coats in the cloakroom. Reminded me of school!