Thursday, November 16, 2006

Luddites Win Wheelie Bin Fight ; Lose Right To Live In 21st Century

Swindon Borough Council has listened to it's residents and promised not to force wheelie bins on those people who are frightened by them.

In an attempt to better serve those residents who oppose putting their rubbish in a solid, sanitary container and who say that 'they look ugly', the Council has unveiled a new, exciting strategy. Those local residents who do not wish to live in the current age will be given a free Council grant to use the government time-machine, travel back to the early 1900's and live in a more suitable age. No piped water, NHS, cars, ASBOs, mobile phones, airplanes, paninis, Belgian Chocolates, internet or any nasty modern devils like wheelie bins.

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