Zucchi Leaves Reality Show ; Swindon Economy Returns To Normal

Following a frenzy of stupidity over the past three days, Thaila Zucchi has left the Big Brother house.

Those in the Swindon Centric office who watch the programme have said she left because she completed her task. But we have evidence the reason was slightly different.

Swindon Centric's source in the office of one of the movers and shakers in the town can confirm that someone from the business community leaned on someone at Endemol to end Zucchi's involvement as it's having a heavy impact on the town's economy.

Unconfirmed numbers claim the town's economic activity fell by 27%, while the average borough-wide IQ level fell below that of Paris Hilton.

Swindon Centric Says ; Watch something decent!