In our first interactive poll on Swindon Centric we can now reveal the results, unless you've read it in the column to your right, which has been on display for the past few days.
Out of eleven votes,
81% of Swindon though that Thaila Zucchi going on Big Brother was not a news story.
9% of Swindon were unsure.
Swindon Centric Says ; Moves are afoot to remove those 9% who voted unsure of their right to fresh air and water.
Following a frenzy of stupidity over the past three days, Thaila Zucchi has left the Big Brother house.
Those in the Swindon Centric office who watch the programme have said she left because she completed her task. But we have evidence the reason was slightly different.
Swindon Centric's source in the office of one of the movers and shakers in the town can confirm that someone from the business community leaned on someone at Endemol to end Zucchi's involvement as it's having a heavy impact on the town's economy.
Unconfirmed numbers claim the town's economic activity fell by 27%, while the average borough-wide IQ level fell below that of Paris Hilton.
Swindon Centric Says ; Watch something decent!
There's so much news not happening in Swindon that the biggest story according to the Swindon Beaver Herald is a town actress who's appearing in Big Brother.
Thaila Zucchi is to pretend to be an Australian on the Channel 4 reality show.
Swindon Centric Says ; We're sure some other event in the town happened today that was defined by that word, what's it called?
NEWS!
