No News Season Starts ; Gossip hits Headlines

There's so much news not happening in Swindon that the biggest story according to the Swindon Beaver Herald is a town actress who's appearing in Big Brother.

Thaila Zucchi is to pretend to be an Australian on the Channel 4 reality show.

Swindon Centric Says ; We're sure some other event in the town happened today that was defined by that word, what's it called?

NEWS!