Saturday, May 24, 2008

What We've Learnt For This Bank Holiday Weekend

There's usually a very thin spread of news over Bank Holiday weekends and Swindon hasn't missed out on any of it.

As a result there are two surefire ways to keep yourself, your property and your money safe this weekend.

1. Do not attempt to dump any garden waste this weekend as Swindon Borough Council staff will be hiding in bushes ready to catch and fine anyone disposing of domestic waste.

2. Meanwhile Wiltshire Fire & Rescue (the Fire Brigade) are warning stupid people who decide to spend the weekend doing DIY projects to be careful and not set fire to their houses.

Swindon Centric Says ; At least there's not been a huge story feature about Bank Holiday weather and traffic. But it is only Saturday, oops, that'll be Monday's lead story, damn!

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