Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 54

DISCLAIMER ; The above choice of photograph for this week's list is in no way an endorsement for Boris, the Conservatives or anything else you can think of. We just thought the people of London and elsewhere should be reminded of the person they've elected to run the nation's capital. The UK's very own George W Bush.

Look out for the coining of the phrase, 'Borisisms' pretty soon.

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. They're a great band.

9. It's subject to change.

8. I spent all afternoon watching a big screen TV next to McDonalds, time well spent.

7. It's humid enough to grow bananas.

6. Stick this somewhere and suck it.

5. Are people wanting Hillary to run as vice-president with Barack going to say "why don't you come on over Hillary"?

4. Let's see what happens when we tell him they're all out of Jaffa Cakes.

3. Off you jolly well go.

2. Everyone's having barbecues, food poisoning all round.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Can't you catch the next bus, I've got to catch up with myself.

Thanks to this week's contributors.

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