Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 53

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. You will be held to account in the end.

9. People go on about teenage antisocial behaviour, what about pensioner antisocial behaviour, there's plenty of narky OAPs out there.

8. I say, go to work on an egg.

7. That seat is taken.

6. Hillary Clinton should have kept her husband away for the start of the campaign, it's like "here's Billy" every time he pops up.

5. You got out of the wrong side of bed this morning, who's it was is a different matter.

4. The smell of charcoal briquettes drifted across our estate on the weekend, summer is here.

3. It's not Monday, it's Tuesday, I shouldn't be here.

2. Why can't someone invent a laser-guided husband?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. From next week, this bus route will not exist, better start walking.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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