Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 132

"Do you go up Victoria Road?"

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10. I'm about to be magnificent, stand by.

9. It ended with us all singing 'Vienna' whilst walking down the central reservation of Great Western Way.

8. Lovely stuff there and indeed over there.

7. Nerve-racking in the extreme.

6. The world always sounds a worse place when he voices an opinion.

5. Scones, date and walnut cake, and gingerbread, how English is she?

4. You can relax and take the weight off your ego.

3. Face backwards, or die.

2. I'm not going to Gatwick.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I like your flower.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.