Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 131

Blast from the past there!

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I want to publicly apologise for that now.

9. It's all respectable, until we get a seat to ourselves.

8. Open the window and throw out the rest of your personality.

7. There's no swimming money left.

6. I think she looks absolutely beautiful, but he doesn't seem to appreciate her at all.

5. Methinks it's time for a little visit.

4. The agony means things can only get better.

3. I've done my best, what more is there?

2. Can I have a private word, on the top deck?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm not going in there unarmed, have you seen the size of those chicken wings?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.