Sunday, January 10, 2010

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 133

"Don't worry, there'll be another one along in a minute."

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I put my legs in gear and nothing happens.

9. We were never quite as comfortable with each other as we thought.

8. It'll never settle.

7. There's more on the way.

6. Anything hot, easily edible and available within a 350 yard radius.

5. That's his spooning face.

4. It's the most pathetic excuse imaginable for entertainment, further down the barrel than X Factor.

3. If he'd been on the watch list, there'd be no need for the enhanced security.

2. There was ice on the inside of the windows, inside I say.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's crystalline water ice, it's not magic, it's weather.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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