Sunday, January 17, 2010

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 134

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Best cup of tea, this side of Thamesdown Drive.

9. I'm really appreciating your aesthetic value.

8. I've been doing... nothing!

7. He is currently being spoon-fed by his mummy.

6. Get out the tape measure and check the size of Nan's pasties.

5. Look out, here comes Porno Pete.

4. I didn't even know where Haiti was, now I'll never forget.

3. I need three spoons of sugar in a glass full of liquor to get over you.

2. Party food has a lot to live up to and rarely does it justify the name.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She's got a boyfriend, who's okay, I just get the feeling he should appreciate her a thousand times more than he does, I know I would.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.


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Monique said...

What ever happened to Porno Pete? I haven't seen him in years!