Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 134

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10. Best cup of tea, this side of Thamesdown Drive.

9. I'm really appreciating your aesthetic value.

8. I've been doing... nothing!

7. He is currently being spoon-fed by his mummy.

6. Get out the tape measure and check the size of Nan's pasties.

5. Look out, here comes Porno Pete.

4. I didn't even know where Haiti was, now I'll never forget.

3. I need three spoons of sugar in a glass full of liquor to get over you.

2. Party food has a lot to live up to and rarely does it justify the name.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She's got a boyfriend, who's okay, I just get the feeling he should appreciate her a thousand times more than he does, I know I would.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.