Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 149

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10. It's a mutual agreement, that we both hate.

9. Listen up and put down that food.

8. I don't go that way, don't even know where it is.

7. He didn't like the question and I wasn't overly keen on his answer.

6. That's right, put the shopping trolley right in the way.

5. It's a bus, the public use it, what did you expect?

4. There's a controlling mind, a megalomaniac Bond baddie.

3. All in favour, raise your hands.

2. Why are we still waiting?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The fish are foreign and shouldn't be given refuge, passports, or benefits.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@mac.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!