Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 152

Swindon Centric would add to that, please wear appropriate clothing. The number of elderly people wearing coats since the warmer weather began on Friday is notable. Perhaps an awareness campaign of how to cope during hot weather that is as visible as that carried out during extreme cold weather is what we now need.

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. She's left his father, taken the waffle-maker and everything.

9. We need more cheerfulness, that's what.

8. It could be a niche you could exploit until you get sore.

7. Fish finger sandwich, are you wrong in the head?

6. He cheered, kicked me in the calf and went back to sleep.

5. What brains you got?

4. A covert plan, that's just what we need, perfect, give me details.

3. Bridge Street doesn't end, it just fades away.

2. Washing-up liquid or not, it's certainly a talking point.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Stick a calippo down your pants, that'll cool you down.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.