Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 151

These potholes are getting ridiculous.

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. She's been big all over, for quite a while.

9. You're nearest, press the bell.

8. Weak as water you are.

7. I can hear your knees creaking.

6. Don't read that, it's utter rubbish, she doesn't weigh that much, you can tell by the picture.

5. Asparagus with everything, it's in season right now.

4. It took all my combined energies to not whack him on the nose.

3. You can get more information by picking up a book, remember them, we used them before we became lazy.

2. He only shaves once a week, a sure sign of an uncaring personality.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The cabinet challenge failed, but how long before another, better one comes along?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.