Sunday, May 30, 2010

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 153

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. He's acting like a man possessed.

9. Get out before the whole place becomes smellier than a fishmonger's armpit.

8. It was funny at the time, but it's now very serious.

7. They can make more money out of those more damaging things than the usual, above-board things.

6. He threw up everywhere, I actually saw it.

5. Come and have a look at it, it's a sight to see.

4. Flapjacks all over the floor.

3. Sandra needs to know the answer before she goes off for her fake tan.

2. I was outside and realised I was bleeding.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. His glasses make him look like a pelican.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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