Monday, November 01, 2010

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 174

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Chocolate, potatoes, orange juice and kitchen roll... not at the same time!

9. He started to lollygag.

8. He's missing out totally on this sick day out.

7. Haydon Wick is starting to get like Lawns, full of pensioners with attitude.

6. There's an imbalance and at the moment she likes to be told what to do.

5. I'm as fine as can be, considering what happened to those teeth.

4. There should be a ducking for supermarkets that put Christmas stuff out before Halloween.

3. She's going as a vampire and he as a vampire killer, she's getting a 20 minute head start otherwise the evening's over before it's started.

2. You're crushing my eggs and thick-cut crinkle chips.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a major tenant to his plan to make everyone yield and become a member of the master-race, rather ambitious for a guy in a semi.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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