Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Last Last Last Week ; 171

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10. They're paying, there's pressure.

9. Don't give her the good stuff!

8. It could easily cause damage or some minor bomb damage.

7. I don't have the time for this faff.

6. It would frighten me to my boots.

5. Not taste so good.

4. Keen in the bed department, unconscious that is.

3. Any questions... good.

2. Give me your phone!

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's all to do with the cutbacks, you won't be here in a few months.

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