Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 176

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10. It's got a shot of whiskey in it, for that extra double-kick.

9. It gave me a great chance to waffle until the senior managers started to lose feeling in their budgets.

8. Bus pass, BUS PASS, where is it?!

7. I put it to you that it's the hottest topic of the moment, iphone or blackberry?

6. That wasn't romance, that was wine.

5. What's your pin, so we can be in contact even when we're poor and broke?

4. I'll leave you behind at Specsavers and catch you up at Rymans.

3. There's plants all hanging from it, you'll have to see it, I can't describe it.

2. She's planning to dress up with huge pants, a pink top and giant ears.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He's one of life's great thinkers... never done a thing, but he's like your Dad; always thinking.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.