Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Last Week ; 173

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10. It doesn't need charging, it lasts forever.

9. This was the third time it happens, he's only got three nails left now.

8. He's looks like Alan Carr with good teeth.

7. According to reports it wasn't as good as it sounded.

6. Unfair but tough, that's the Lib Dem slogan now.

5. You can't park there, they're using it for a seminar.

4. You're mixing him up with the footballer who sleeps with everyone.

3. He had these massive, erm, ambitions, foolish really.

2. In a way it's a hundred percent correct, but mostly wrong.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I suspect he hasn't got the best intentions after last Thursday.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.