Sunday, October 11, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 286

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Happily married for longer than the last two wives.

9. Stubborn and more lazy just as you'd think.

8. They couldn't have made a better choice if they're after no imagination at all in their strategy.

7. The film made it out that there was more about her character, but she just seemed to spend the whole time weeping.

6. I didn't mean to offend.

5. Oh my days, he was walking around with it stuck on him all evening.

4. What do you think he would say if he knew about us?

3. We're on time and Sally won't expect this at all.

2. All he's ever tried to do is try to help you.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You'll end up on Spice, collapsed in a doorway night after night if you carry on.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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