Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 505

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10. He turned round so many times his shirt started to come out.

9. She's got a timer limit on her phone for that thing.

8. It was sunny, then this fog came down and I thought I was in a Scandi drama.

7. That type of vegan isn't the same as my definition of vegan.

6. The meat-free one is more tasty than a lot of stuff in my fridge.

5. Just a piece of bread with some cheese will be enough for me after that KFC bucket.

4. There's no sugar in it, but I always pop a load in just in case.

3. It doesn't mean you get to go with her, I need to keep it respectful.

2. If it wasn't for you the sky would fall right down on it all.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't just walk out of your job the second you got the better one, you'll lose your pay for one thing.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 504

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10. I need to paint the tops in gloss as they really pick up dust.

9. The bottle that you drink when you're alone.

8. Snails are really nice when you give them a chance.

7. It use to be on first thing in the morning and was all yellow.

6. It's totally true, I got locked out of work.

5. All flowers and pins, if you look really well.

4. You can't sing without liquid aid.

3. Each to their own, but not to that horrible thing.

2. He always smiles weirdly when I go along.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We'll get the mince for the slow cooker first.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 503

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10. That remains to be seen if things continue to develop.

9. I'm quite pleased that we kept the roof in the same place.

8. The top was too tight, so I swapped it for the shoes.

7. They say you've got a broken heart.

6. Keep all arms inside the seat.

5. I'll soon forget it by the time we reach town.

4. There were rumours they were going to put a bigger house on the site with a two storey garden.

3. Sandra has a cupboard full of nothing but crackers and cheese slices.

2. He keeps hoping she'll ask him back, but they're divorced and that took long enough.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He means well even if he is so obnoxious.

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10. It's like some horror film with no phone reception.

9. She describes them in the third person and it just doesn't feel right.

8. There was this creeping sense of utter boredom.

7. I got them in that Havelock Street shop, they had a small stain on them.

6. When I got there the queue was right back to the cash machines.

5. That port you got us went really fast.

4. Loving yourself means you still have to pay the mortgage.

3. I haven't seen him since he gave me that really dangerous lift to work.

2. The last I'd heard she had given her knitting up and was just doing crosswords.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That use to be my grandad's ringtone.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 501

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10. They were shouting at each other again, I could hear it from the south side.

9. The Quality Street went back up in price straight afterwards.

8. The singing goes on all the time, it's like an addiction.

7. Keeping your ice-cream in bigger tubs helps it to keep cold for longer.

6. It was dark when I left, I expected to be mugged.

5. I keep remembered that dream, but I can't see what happens at the end of it.

4. The blood poured over the counter and it hadn't been cleaned up when she came back.

3. There's vacancies there, but they're not advertising them.

2. They have only reduced everything by 50%.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. People won't shut up about rodeos, who gives a care?

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last ( Last) Week ; 500

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10. I haven't seen him since his dad barred me from the pub.

9. It sounds like all the usual fodder you hear at a festival.

8. It's times like these I count my chickens, which is odd for a vegan.

7. There's nothing substantial in it, like a manifesto.

6. We all had headaches for two weeks, I think it's the boiler flue.

5. He's had his new job for 6 months now and he's a changed person.

4. It was only in for ten minutes before I forgot about it.

3. A phone was found inside the seat, and it was still charged up and working.

2. They were two and a half hours late and didn't apologise.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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10. I kept on the right side of the bridges.

9. It had a great guitar intro.

8. If you keep repeating like that you'll end up on Dave.

7. There was so much noise I started to feel sick.

6. She was with him on the last day it seems.

5. They have a quiet life on the top floor.

4. I've bought so much stuff I've no-where to put it.

3. The frustration boils over like a kettle some times.

2. If if can be summed up in a few words then you know it's the truth.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Put it all to the side and move out.

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