Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 503

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10. That remains to be seen if things continue to develop.

9. I'm quite pleased that we kept the roof in the same place.

8. The top was too tight, so I swapped it for the shoes.

7. They say you've got a broken heart.

6. Keep all arms inside the seat.

5. I'll soon forget it by the time we reach town.

4. There were rumours they were going to put a bigger house on the site with a two storey garden.

3. Sandra has a cupboard full of nothing but crackers and cheese slices.

2. He keeps hoping she'll ask him back, but they're divorced and that took long enough.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He means well even if he is so obnoxious.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.