Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 501

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10. They were shouting at each other again, I could hear it from the south side.

9. The Quality Street went back up in price straight afterwards.

8. The singing goes on all the time, it's like an addiction.

7. Keeping your ice-cream in bigger tubs helps it to keep cold for longer.

6. It was dark when I left, I expected to be mugged.

5. I keep remembered that dream, but I can't see what happens at the end of it.

4. The blood poured over the counter and it hadn't been cleaned up when she came back.

3. There's vacancies there, but they're not advertising them.

2. They have only reduced everything by 50%.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. People won't shut up about rodeos, who gives a care?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.