Sunday, January 19, 2020

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 504

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I need to paint the tops in gloss as they really pick up dust.

9. The bottle that you drink when you're alone.

8. Snails are really nice when you give them a chance.

7. It use to be on first thing in the morning and was all yellow.

6. It's totally true, I got locked out of work.

5. All flowers and pins, if you look really well.

4. You can't sing without liquid aid.

3. Each to their own, but not to that horrible thing.

2. He always smiles weirdly when I go along.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We'll get the mince for the slow cooker first.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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