Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last ( Last) Week ; 500

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I haven't seen him since his dad barred me from the pub.

9. It sounds like all the usual fodder you hear at a festival.

8. It's times like these I count my chickens, which is odd for a vegan.

7. There's nothing substantial in it, like a manifesto.

6. We all had headaches for two weeks, I think it's the boiler flue.

5. He's had his new job for 6 months now and he's a changed person.

4. It was only in for ten minutes before I forgot about it.

3. A phone was found inside the seat, and it was still charged up and working.

2. They were two and a half hours late and didn't apologise.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Put it all to the side and move out.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.