Crime Figures In ; Pants Are Up And Bras Are Down As Police Resources Questioned
Questions are being asked this weekend over the effectiveness of Swindon and Wiltshire's police resources after a saucy disclosure.
Police time is being spent in Purton looking for the owner and story behind the appearence of several bras and knickers littering a street in the sleepy village over the past few months.
The story, which broke this week has seen a dangerous increase in the number of double-entendres used by residents in Swindon and the surrounding area. For public safety sake, we have been asked by Wiltshire Constabulary to publish them here.
- Lets just hope it is a brief investigation!
- Im sure the police have no-thong to worry about.
- its all pants!!!!
- pass them on to Britney Spears or Paris Hilton, they seem to have a shortage of clean knickers!
- Have police officers taken down anyone's particulars?
- I suppose with the thongs, police have very little material to go on?
- I suppose with the bras, officers need to keep abreast of the situation?
In Swindon Centric's opinion, this story needs to be kept clean and there's no point getting your knickers in a knot about it, all it is is knick-knacks.
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