Woman Sits In A Seat Where A Celebrity Sat ; Town Comes To Standstill

Yes, it's happened again. No, we weren't surprised either.

A Highworth woman got a kiss from Jack Nicholson and somehow the definition of 'news' has been stretched to breaking point to accommodate this happening.

It happened in London, the people who are involved live in Highworth (within the Borough boundaries) and Hollywood.

Errm.

Swindon Centric Says ; If you can find the stories that were forced out, in favour of coverage of this, we'd love to see them. "A story about a cat that walks on four legs, a woman with a collection of paper clips, no, we've got a woman who's kissed a film star, that's the one!"

PS - Expect the headline, 'Newspapers Make You Blind' any day now.