Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 36

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10 . She kept shouting, "Jake, Jake, get out of the water."

9 . There's a growing band of us who no longer find him funny.

8 . It makes a flea market look tidy and organised.

7 . He's some billionaire, they're ten-a-penny these days.

6 . If they reduce the price any further, they'll be giving us money to take the stuff away.

5 . It's about as glamorous as conditioning your hair in a mud bath.

4 . Small percentages, seven percent, nine percent, that's a healthy return these days.

3 . It's all about change, we'll see what happens tomorrow.

2 . The woman's got a fixation about the colour purple, what does that tell you?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1 . Their wedding was cowboy themed, they didn't say, "I do", they said, "yee-harr", it took a lot for us to not shout out, "rawhide".

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.