Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 154

Clearly Thames Water's flood relief programme still had some way to go in Haydon Wick.

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Eyes front, Mister!

9. It's coming in exactly 11 seconds.

8. There's hurricanes, rains and sunshine heading for us.

7. He really is lost.

6. They need to save several millions, but they've just bought land for a carpark?

5. The guy needs a bite of a reality sandwich.

4. Bahrain, Singapore and Coleview are all on my list.

3. She's got no idea that I can't dance.

2. Not there, there!

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He got a spare, which added up to several extra points at the end.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.