Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 156

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10. There's a soul in there, somewhere.

9. Sunny, but overcast most of the day, how is that an accurate forecast?

8. This one will go entirely, whilst the 15 will be heavily cut back.

7. But if you park, the council care more about you.

6. I hope they don't cut money for the essential things, like orange stickers on taxis and fountain cleaning.

5. The best person to play Tony Hayward in a film of the disaster is Michael Sheen.

4. Google it if you want, but you'll still be wrong.

3. I could never convincingly be interested in football.

2. I'm investing in a crepemaker, I plan on using it every day.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Move away from the window, if you're that close you'll start licking it.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.