Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 157

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10. He waved his hand and that was it.

9. I've got four more 2's to do.

8. Sublime, professional, but an arsehole.

7. When he retires he'll be saved for the nation.

6. She buys everything on the Jewellery Channel.

5. Their bananas looked manky, so I didn't get any.

4. Unmarked, at the spot, midnight.

3. He's got a face like Blofeld without makeup.

2. Don't expect mercy, it's a political decision.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Don't worry, I'm in charge of this Rotten Borough.

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