Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 62

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10. How many, is that two, or one? We'll say two.

9. I have a stick, so I get priority.

8. They're campaigning to bring back the Crystal Maze.

7. Thunder was heard, but it was just a rumour.

6. There's less to be said and more to be done.

5. It was a vital contribution.

4. Number twelve, no I don't go there.

3. Long enough to get caught on something, that's what it's long enough for.

2. He's live every day at three.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just one slice of ham sets her off, like cat nip.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.